INTRODUCTION
Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled!
P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.
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Friday, November 22, 2013
#22: Donn
OK, here's a new character: Donn. He's a space-donkey. Ya, you heard me. You know how people tend to think all donkeys are stubborn? Well, he would like you to know that's a horrible stereotype. He's actually quite productive. Donn lives on Planet Muleeon with several other of his odd species. ( P.S. this character was actually given to me by one of my dear friends, the Retaliator. Her real name's Lydia, but she prefers the Retaliator. If you're reading this, Retaliator, I'm sorry I made it a dude. I didn't see the "a" after the Donn.)
#21: Popcornzilla
Here's my new character: Popcornzilla! You know all that popcorn that gets dropped on the movie theater floor? Well, all the bacteria on the carpet from millions of feet stepping on it mixes with the popcorn salt, a chemical reaction starts and BOOM! Popcorn monster all up in your grill! Watch out or it may EAT you! (Oh, the irony.)
Thursday, November 7, 2013
#20: Luke Piewalker
Here's my latest one: Luke Piewalker! He's a powerful-and delicious- jedi from a long, long time ago in a bakery far, far away. Trained by the wise master, Obi-Wan Cakenobi, he and his trusty forksaber travel the universe, fighting evil and dodging hungry siths trying to eat him! More "Food Wars" characters coming soon. (P.S. this character was also brought to you by the strange and entertaining mind of my nerd sidekick, "Mr. Mysterio.")
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
#19: The G-Series Genie
Okay, here's my new character: the G-Series Genie! You know what happens when you shake a bottle of G-Series Gatorade intensely? Most people think it explodes, but their wrong. A genie comes out! The genie grants you 3 wishes and then fizzes away. He's at your every command.. and he smells like lemon-lime!
Sunday, November 3, 2013
#18: Igneous
Here's a new drawing: Igneous. He's a little rock man who was created by a wicked witch a long time ago. She needed a new minion to help her with making potions and what not. So, she cast a spell on a pile of rocks and that became Igneous. But he was a nice rock guy and didn't want to work in the evil field. So he escaped and now he travels around, going on adventures. Do you know he's distant cousins with the rock that killed Goliath? Who knew?!
#17: Frankenfurter
Here's another character: Frankenfurter. This super scary sausage was constructed in a lab by a mad scientist/ ex-Wienerschnitzel employee. Now he roams around, often getting chased by hungry mobs with torches and dinner forks. It's ALIVE...with FLAVOR!
#16: Briefs-Man
First, I would like to say that Halloween was great and I'm now all ready to get into holiday season mode. Okay, here's my new character: Briefs-Man (Please ignore the BM on his costume, I really should have double-checked for alternate meanings). One day in Underpantopolis, random dude, Guy Mann, went to CLOTHESCO and bought a pack of underwear, not knowing that it was a 30 pack instead of a 3 pack. Guy had no idea what to do with all those extra undies.... until it HIT him! So, he did what any random dude in Underpantopolis would have done: Use them to fight crime. Now he's Briefs-Man, the boxer-clad crusader, fighting evil with his underpants arsenal, including boxerangs and underwhips. (By the way, my best friend, "Mr. Mysterio," gave me this idea. He originally had it as a guy who runs around, whipping random people with underpants. I obviously touched it up).
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