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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

#19: The G-Series Genie

Okay, here's my new character: the G-Series Genie! You know what happens when you shake a bottle of G-Series Gatorade intensely? Most people think it explodes, but their wrong. A genie comes out! The genie grants you 3 wishes and then fizzes away. He's at your every command.. and he smells like lemon-lime!

Sunday, November 3, 2013

#18: Igneous

Here's a new drawing: Igneous. He's a little rock man who was created by a wicked witch a long time ago. She needed a new minion to help her with making potions and what not. So, she cast a spell on a pile of rocks and that became Igneous. But he was a nice rock guy and didn't want to work in the evil field. So he escaped and now he travels around, going on adventures. Do you know he's distant cousins with the rock that killed Goliath? Who knew?!

#17: Frankenfurter

Here's another character: Frankenfurter. This super scary sausage was constructed in a lab by a mad scientist/ ex-Wienerschnitzel employee. Now he roams around, often getting chased by hungry mobs with torches and dinner forks. It's ALIVE...with FLAVOR!

#16: Briefs-Man

First, I would like to say that Halloween was great and I'm now all ready to get into holiday season mode. Okay, here's my new character: Briefs-Man (Please ignore the BM on his costume, I really should have double-checked for alternate meanings). One day in Underpantopolis, random dude, Guy Mann, went to CLOTHESCO and bought a pack of  underwear, not knowing that it was a 30 pack instead of a 3 pack. Guy had no idea what to do with all those extra undies.... until it HIT him! So, he did what any random dude in Underpantopolis would have done: Use them to fight crime. Now he's Briefs-Man, the boxer-clad crusader, fighting evil with his underpants arsenal, including boxerangs and underwhips. (By the way, my best friend, "Mr. Mysterio," gave me this idea. He originally had it as a guy who runs around, whipping random people with underpants. I obviously touched it up).

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

#15: FURever

Sorry I haven't posted in about a week, I was sick. There was barfing. Anyway, here's my new picture: FURever! They're a teenybopper boy band that really stands out ( mostly because it's members are all animals). There's T-Bear, the bear that stands in the back and says "word" at the end of the song; ChimpanZ, the party animal of the group (pun intended); Chip Heartbreak, the nut-eating heartthrob; and lastly, Pitch Purrfect, the chillin' feline who somehow managed to grow a goatee over his fur. Beloved by their devoted FURballs (boy band language for their fans), they travel around the states, pumping out wild beats (ANOTHER animal pun. I am on fire!)
 

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

#14: The Evil Eye

Everyone, here's my next character: The Evil Eye! He's an all-seeing super villain of immense power. He comes from the planet of Pupilon, a couple galaxies away. He can see the future, the past, the ANYTHING! No secret is safe from the Evil Eye! (P.S. the idea for this guy was given to me by my best friend and nerd sidekick. He would like me to call him Mr. Mysterio on this blog, because he doesn't want the internet to know his name.)

#13: Mustachius

Here's my new character: Mustachius! He's the great and powerful hairy guardian of the hill. If you want to pass, he will only let you if you give him mustache conditioner. (I know it's silly but it was all I could think of at the time.)

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

#12: Mysterion

"Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D" starts in a minute, so I'm gonna make this quick. This is Mysterion. He's a ninja warrior of incredible skill. NO one can get him. He's there, but at the same time, he isn't. With his blade of Hashaki, he smoke-bombs from here to there, fighting those who need to be fought. Move over, Miyagi!
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