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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

#28: Jabba The Pizza-Hutt

Here's my new drawing: Jabba the Pizza-Hutt, another installment of the "Food Wars" series. In the Food Wars universe, crime all centers on one pepperoni-clad criminal: this guy. With creepy little creature,Salacious Crumbcake, at his side, he resides in his giant pizza box palace on Saltooine, running his criminal affairs without even moving his cheesy, sluggish body. (P.S. this idea was given to me by my 10- year-old sister. She wants to have a cool nickname like Mr. Mysterio and the Retaliator. So, thank you, "Mustache Ninja," for your blog contribution.)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

#27: Boba Feta

Okay, here's a new character: Boba Feta, another character in the ongoing "Food Wars" saga! Boba Feta is a bounty-hunting dairy product feared by all. Back in the Calzone Wars, skilled jedi, Ice Creamdu, forked  Boba's father, Jango Feta, in the battle of Geonosnack. Now, he's out for revenge on all jedi. Boba was the toughest cheese in the galaxy... at least until he got eaten up by the Sarlacc Disposal.

#25 & #26: C-3PEANUT & R2-PEA2

Sorry I skipped a while. Over the weekend, Dad and I watched "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure." The '80s was a strange time, kids. Anyway, here's my new character (well, characters) : R2-PEA2 and C-3PEANUT. This delicious droid duo escaped Darth Tater's ship in a lunch box escape pod and ended up in the hands of Luke Piewalker on the sodium desert planet of Saltooine. Now, they are his loyal snack sidekicks, accompanying him on his greatest quests fighting the sinister spud and his corn-troopers. (Boba Feta coming up next. Boom!)

Thursday, December 5, 2013

#24: Master Soda

Here's my new character: Master Soda, "Food Wars'' character #3! While crashed in the carbonated swamps of Daggoyum with R2-PEA 2, Luke Piewalker met the fizzy jedi master, Soda. He taught Luke how to do things like levitate stuff and do the trick with the mints in the soda bottle. You know, real wise stuff. Thanks to him, Luke is now much wiser- and can blow up things with a mere couple mints. (Soon to come: C-3PEANUT and R2-PEA 2!)

#23: Obi-Wan Cakenobi

Okay, here's a new drawing: Obi-Wan Cakenobi, the second installment in my new "Food Wars" series! He is a skillful jedi master armed with a forksaber & delicious vanilla icing. During the Calzone Wars, (hilarious spoof name of the Clone Wars) he fought bravely with Anakin Piewalker (now the evil Darth Tater). Obi-Wan may have gotten fatally forked, but his tasty spirit lives on. May the forks be with you!

Friday, November 22, 2013

#22: Donn

OK, here's a new character: Donn. He's a space-donkey. Ya, you heard me. You know how people tend to think all donkeys are stubborn? Well, he would like you to know that's a horrible stereotype. He's actually quite productive. Donn lives on Planet Muleeon with several other of his odd species. ( P.S. this character was actually given to me by one of my dear friends, the Retaliator. Her real name's Lydia, but she prefers the Retaliator. If you're reading this, Retaliator, I'm sorry I made it a dude. I didn't see the "a" after the Donn.)

#21: Popcornzilla

Here's my new character: Popcornzilla! You know all that popcorn that gets dropped on the movie theater floor? Well, all the bacteria on the carpet from millions of feet stepping on it mixes with the popcorn salt, a chemical reaction starts and BOOM! Popcorn monster all up in your grill! Watch out or it may EAT you! (Oh, the irony.)

Thursday, November 7, 2013

#20: Luke Piewalker

Here's my latest one: Luke Piewalker! He's a powerful-and delicious- jedi from a long, long time ago in a bakery far, far away. Trained by the wise master, Obi-Wan Cakenobi, he and his trusty forksaber travel the universe, fighting evil and dodging hungry siths trying to eat him! More "Food Wars" characters coming soon. (P.S. this character was also brought to you by the strange and entertaining mind of my nerd sidekick, "Mr. Mysterio.")
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