THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 6

     This post was originally a post like any other, except culturally inappropriate. In situations like these, don't listen to me as a child and listen to me, me as an adult. Gaze upon the number 6 in its glory and please move along. 

Wowie Zowie. 66 minus 60. What an eighth wonder.

#5: Ice Creamdu

Here's a new character: Ice Creamdu, another installment in the Food Wars series! He's a stone-cold Cold Stone jedi and one of the main council members back in the Eatpublic. When Pie-Gon Jinn brought young Anakin to the council, Creamdu sensed anger in him. Guess they all should've listens, huh? Even though Pulpatine fatally forks-threw him out of a drive-thru window, Creamdu was nonetheless an amazing jedi - and master of chocolatey deliciousness. Mmmm.

#4: The Most Interesting Baby in The World

Okay, here's my new character: the most interesting baby in the world. When he was born, he came out in a snazzy tux. The Wiggles watch HIM on TV. His dirty diaper sells for $500.00 on Ebay. He is..... the most interesting baby in the world. He doesn't usually read (mostly because he can't yet). But when he does, he'll read "Jacob's Characterz." (Hilarious AND free advertising!)

!JACOB'S CHARACTERZ ANNOUNCEMENT!

Hey, everybody. I've got some big news: the comment section is NOW open! Now you can post messages straight to yours truly - and guys, keep it clean & positive. I'm 12 years old, here.

#2 & 3: Emperor Pulpatine & Grand Moff Napkin

Here's my two new characters: Emperor Pulpatine and Grand Moff Napkin. In the Food Wars universe, the biggest of evil is the despicable citrus, Pulpatine. Back in his youth, he forked his mysterious meaty master, Darth Stakeueis. Now, he sits in the Donut Star, zapping people with his forks lightning. At his and Darth Tater's side is Grand Moff Napkin. Things aren't so hot for the napkins in the Food Wars universe. They're slaves to foodkind, always having to clean up everyone's messes. So one day, Grand Moff Napkin had enough and went to work for the evil Darth Tater. Not a smart idea, if you think about it, since now he's just cleaning up Tater's messes.

#11: Shato

Okay, here's my new character: Shato (to be whispered when said). Who is he, you ask? No one. No, literally, he's actually no one. Nobody knows who he is or where he came from. He's everywhere, but nowhere. He's a freaky little enigma! But why is he #11, not #2 in the series? Well, if you go way back to where #11 would have been in the 2013 collection, there ISN'T any. That's because you never see him. His post might have been there the whole time and you just never noticed!

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 1

     This post was originally a post like any other, except culturally inappropriate. In situations like these, don't listen to me as a child and listen to me, me as an adult. Gaze upon the number 1 in its glory and please move along. 

Wowie Zowie. Zero plus one. What an eighth wonder.

SERIES 2: BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Hey, everyone. So, things didn't go exactly as planned with the whole "100 characters in 2013" thing. So now that it's 2014, I'm starting over from #1 with a whole new series that will have approximately 97% more !AWESOME! then before! So get ready everyone because this time, I'm gonna get to 100! (And don't worry. This time I won't take a six month break.)