!HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Happy Valentine's Day to all my readers throughout the world! I'm sorry I waited until the last second. Today, we were busy with such important things as buying vitamins & going to a Target store that looks like a strange, 2-story, 3rd Dimension version of our local Target. The manager's gotta be the Hypoculian or something.

#24: Wild Ernest

Okay, here's my latest character: Wild Ernest. Ever wondered where the word "wilderness" came from? Well, long ago in the jungle, a half-monkey half-human dude named Wild Ernest lived. He popped wheelies while riding rhinos and threw crazy shindigs in his party cave. None of the tribal people ever saw him, but his epic shindig legends spread through the land. Was Tarzan this dope? I don't think so.

#23: Larry Leadless

Here's my latest character: Larry Leadless. When one of my drawings has an error, I always know Larry's the eraser to call. He has erased on such masterpieces as Paul Overthere, Mr. Goldstein, the Three Burritos, and even his own drawing! He's quite the worker. Coincidentally, he's also the natural enemy of my previous post, the Alphabetarians.

#22: The Totems

Here are my new characters: the Totems. They're a very close family - mostly because they're all stuck together as one big pole. There's Tom Totem, the Mr. Nice Pole of the group, crazy bro Joey Totem, grumpy old Bob Totem, and Uncle Fitch. Sometimes they fight but, in the end, they're all carved from the same wood. As long as they don't run into hungry Buck Chuck, they'll be fine.

#21: Mr. Goldstein

Here's my new drawing: Mr. Goldstein. He's the great and powerful average Joe who lives in a quaint little galaxy just west of the fabric of space and time. He's very friendly to people who summon him and likes to takes pictures with them. He also likes jicama.

#20: Buck Chuck: The First Beaver in Space

Okay, here's my new character: Buck Chuck: the first beaver in space! In 1984, a wooden asteroid came hurdling towards Earth. The government didn't know what to do about it ... until the beaver came to town. He was ambitious and had a taste for oak, so after lots of training, he was sent into outer space. Buck saved the world and was put in the Astronaut Hall of Fame. How much wood could Buck Chuck chuck if Buck Chuck could chuck wood? A lot.

#19: Ziggy

Hey, guys. This is my new drawing: Ziggy. Actually, he's my late dog. Today, he passed away at the age of 12 because of liver cancer. So, in honor of him, I'm posting him on the blog as an official character. This animated Ziggy will be in my Youtube cartoon show, Zowie Cowy. He will live on through the character, which is great because cartoon characters live forever. Ziggy, if you're reading this from your computer in Heaven, then I hope you loved this dedication. Rest in peace.

#18: Paul Overthere

Hey, guys. Like the blog's new look? The construction was messy, fonts were flying, but the place ended up looking pretty snazzy. Anyway, here's my new character: Paul Overthere. He's an avid world traveler who's been to many places such as France, Great Britain, Australia and Malaysia. With his mighty squirrel, Travel, he goes around the world in his all-terrain Swaggymobile, snapping pics and singing ditties with the local folk. Follow the bouncing Paul!