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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

#31 & 32: Passer & Binn

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Hey, guys. Get out your confetti and party slacks because I have officially beaten last years' characterz count of 30! We're movin' on UP! Anyway, here's my new post: Passer & Binn. When I was little, I made a movie idea called "Passer & Binn" and when I thought about it the other day, I couldn't resist. The story is of a boy named Binn who found an old chest with a magical guy inside named Passer. The chest allowed Passer & Binn to go to the realm of Garesilus and fight the Evil Wizard. (The movie was good, but it kinda got a little cheesy with "Passer & Binn: In Space!") I used to draw them all the time, so I hope you enjoyed this walk down memory lane. (It was originally a game I used to play in the tub with a Wiggles figure and a Napoleon toy. That explains the hat if you were wondering.)
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REALITIZED POWERPLANT


                                                                                           

Sunday, March 2, 2014

#30: Oscar O' Possum

Okay, I am so psyched for the Oscars tonight so, in it's honor, I made this character: Oscar O' Possum. You know that possums are naturally great actors, right? Well, this one takes that to a whole new extreme. Oscar is a born thespian, having starred in "Rodent to Perdition" and "The Playing Dead." He has won such prestigious awards as the Mousee Awards, but unfairly lost at the Exterminator's Choice Awards. He's ready for the rat carpet! (P.S. This idea was inspired by my dear sister, Mustache Ninja, and her comment, "I'm awesome and you're just possum," which got me pondering. Ah, sibling mockery. Sometimes it comes in handy.)
He's a drop-dead great actor!

Friday, February 28, 2014

#29: PowerPlant

Here's my new character: PowerPlant (once again ignore his initials, first Briefs-Man and now this), the root-ioactive super plant! One day, a lady planted her new plant in her garden. Little did she know that she planted it in radioactive compost, giving it super powers! A giant worm came from that garden, too, but that's a whole other thing. Now he's PowerPlant, fighting the notorious plant-chopping Gardenor and growing the plant of justice throughout the land. He's also beloved by horticulturalists and tree-hugging hippies.

Friday, February 21, 2014

#28: Bobo the Homie

Here's my latest character: Bobo the Homie. I was watching Kelly & Michael the other day and they told this news story about a national clown shortage. So, inspired by the oddness of the story, I whipped up this red-nosed playah! You may think all clowns are silly, goofy and somewhat disturbing. Well, you never met Bobo. When he goes to that 5-year-old's birthday party with his balloon boombox, he lights that joint up. He's Cirque De So DOPE!

#27: NunChuck

Hey, guys. Guess who's got two thumbs and scored tickets to WonderCon? THIS guy! If any of you are going too, try to spot me dressed as Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls! Okay, here's my new character: Nunchuck. What would you do if you won the rights to being the great and powerful karate master in a coin toss? Well, if your answer was to be the coolest guy in your waterobics class at the Y and get free slushies, then you and Chuck Miwalski are two birds of a feather. With his almighty sword of Aw'summ and serious slushie sugar-high, this Kung Fu-ser goes across Shmetro City, New York, fighting the notorious ninja clan, the Soy Boi Choy, and flying by the seat of his crack-a-lack belt.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

#26: The BumbleBee-Gs

Here are my new characters: the BumbleBee-Gs, the funkadelic insects that took the world by swarm. They were all the buzz in the 1970s, with hits such as "Stingin' Alive" and "How Big Is Your Hive?" Buzzing in harmony, they sold out stadiums all over the world. They were the pollination sensation that swept the nation!
Ya, you can tell by the way I fly, not walk, I'm a women's drone, no time to talk.

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

#25: Monkeyshines

Well guys, we had to go through traffic, a barfing sister and cruddy Google maps, but we finally made it to Arizona to get our new dog, Blue. Now that I'm back home, I'm gonna go back to posting. Introducing monkeyshines! Do you remember the Chimp? The monkey mastermind from my 2013 collection? Well, every villain needs minions. So that's what these guys are. Fueled by bananas, evil and a paycheck from their boss, they fly all over the world, doing his bidding. Ah, a good word pun always makes for a good post.
Monkeyshines: Demon-esc. primates who are willing to wedgie you.  Name origin: noun: shenanigans, the ol' hanky panky.

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