#127: Ozbald of Wuzzlemoo

I'd like to first point out that the idea for the following character is brought to you courtesy of my purple-clad, 5th-grade oddity of a friend, Sophie. Ladies and gentlemen, Ozbald of Wuzzlemoo! Amongst the rolling mauve hills and rubbery flora of the distant planet Wuzzlemoo, you would assume things couldn't get any weirder. Then you look down. And you realize a tiny blonde Wuzzlemese fellow is curiously poking away at your foot with his tiny staff. That, my friend, is Ozbald. Living among his fellow Wuzzlemesians in a large hollow tree, the blue chief wanders around, gathering food and items for his people and sporting the latest in trashed NASA technology on his staff. (Read post #72 and you will perfectly understand how such a strange creation could come out of Sophie's head.)

"LOOK SIR, DROIDS!"

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#126: SkyStarreo

Okay, here's my new(ish) character: SkyStarreo! For the time when the console game crusader SkyStar was fighting the Doom Lord ZOO'OZ with the Mythlihood, the good avatars of the Virtuality assumed he had been ixnayed. So, for SkyStar's best buddy, Areo, this meant someone had to slap on that suit and carry on the persona like Avi would've wanted. And SkyStarreo was born. But as most of you probably know from Nickelodeon's Planet Sheen, giving the comic relief the role of protagonist is never successful. Equipped with highly advanced tech and just about as much knowledge of how to use it as a stereotypical TV-show parent, he flew through the pixelated skies as Avi's anime replacement. That's right, people. He Bucky Barns'd it.

#125: Super Little Cape (1988)

Now that I've stopped listening to to the catchiness of Panic! At The Disco - "Ready 2 Go" from The Smurfs for the bazillionth time, I will post a new character: Super Little Cape! I know. Déjà vu. But what I didn't tell you in #124: Super Little Cape is that Dean Zeckler was not the first person to dawn the small, super-powered costume accessory. In fact, for over 1,000 years, the Cape has been past down by various wearers to fight evil in various galaxies and dimensions. It just so happens that today, we'll learn of wearer #12, Theo P. Binson. Yeah, people. He's from the '80s. Back in said super rad decade, Binson was feeling like the biggest loser at Leroy Academy. But that ol' fun-sized garment has a way of finding people who sure as heck need it. After being chosen, Binson slapped on that cape and began defending New York (it's always New York) with his totally tubular powers and excellent purple do. He actually had to save the life of my previous character Fresh McCoy once. Fresh did the robot in front of a real robot. Groups were offended, lazers were shot and afros were fried.

#124: Super Little Cape

Yesterday was my mom's side's family reunion. I got new blog fans out of my cousin Zach and Uncle Matt, ate some rocking pizza dip, got a random lecture from my Aunt Marlene on the dangers of tattoos, and got a bunch of cheesy My Little Pony songs stuck in my head thanks to my cousin Kate. I call the day an overall win. Anyhow, here's my new character: Super Little Cape! Who is he, you ask? A superhero with a little cape. Imagine that. But not just any superhero with a little cape. He's Dean Zeckler, scrawny 8th grader and indubitably mild-mannered resident of Philly. But that all changed one day when he was given a mystical cape from a balding stranger, turning him into a high-powered fighter of do-badders! Now, he is the boy, the myth, the little-garment legend... Super Little Cape! (I actually came up with this character when I was about 8. It's Throwback Thursday, yo! But, you know. On a Sunday.)

STRAIGHT FROM THE JC-VERSE #11

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#123: Virus

I have been personally waiting for a post with this production number. Sometimes, you just gotta enjoy the simple things. Now, here's my new character: Virus! At a point, everything was hunky-dory in the world of the Virtuality. Both sides were at peace, SkyStar was realm-famous, Griefer was long-gone and comic relief Areo was enjoying the luxurious life of being famous by association. Then, family came to town. That's right, the snarling glowing avatar you see below is Jaskle Tanaru, SkyStar's brother whether he likes it or not. Coming from the same code as Avi with the addition of wanting to destroy the Virtuality as we know it, he is truly the most perfectly-matched foe of the console game crusader. Other nicknames for him include glow-stick, neon nuisance, blue screen of death, so-on and so-forth and what have you.

#122: Grand Ronacc: The Avatar with a Clipboard

I am totally geeking out over the LEGO Batman film coming out in 2017! There's just something about that hilariously egotistical DC minifigure that the world can't get enough of. The rise of the LEGO Cinematic Universe is upon us and I love it. Anyway, time for my new character: Grand Ronacc. It wasn't long ago that I posted #118: Emperor N00by. Well, considering what I've told you of him, it's obvious some poor avatar has to take on the job of talking some sense into the guy. Well, some poor avatar did. His name is Ronacc. (Oddly enough, it's a very common name in the Virtuality. Even odder, they consider John off the rails.) Always with a clipboard in hand and a mustache on face, the sensible shorty has been the servant and - not so successful - conscience of N00by for over a hundred years (which perfectly explains where all Ronacc's hair went.) I have personally cast The Princess Bride's Wallace Shawn as his voice actor in my head. Inconceivable!!!