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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Monday, January 27, 2014

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 17

     This post was originally a post like any other, except culturally inappropriate. In situations like these, don't listen to me as a child and listen to me, me as an adult. Gaze upon the number 17 in its glory and please move along. 

Wowie Zowie. Seven more than ten. What an eighth wonder.

Friday, January 24, 2014

#16: The Numberians

Okay, here's a new drawing: the Numberians. (Okay math geeks, it's your time now.) They are living numbers that live in the digital domain of the calculator. They battle the evil negative numbers, adding on to each other for bigger numbers and bigger power to fight the negatives with. Who says mathematicians can't kick bootay?!

#15: The Alphabetarians

Okay, here are my new characters: the Alphabetarians. They are letters who live in the flat world of paper. They are the spellers of words in every book, sign and every other thing with words- when they're not playing their national sport of Scrabble, of coarse. Grammar buffs, I hope I've satisfied you.
(Can you spot my cameo as J?)

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

#14: MacJaguar

Okay, here's my new character: MacJaguar. He's a funky fresh feline who went from the jungle to the concrete jungle in Los Angeles. Now, he breaks it down on the boulevard as bystanders drop money and various meats in his hat. He's got the moves like jaguar!
 

Sunday, January 19, 2014

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 22

     This post was originally a post like any other, except culturally inappropriate. In situations like these, don't listen to me as a child and listen to me, me as an adult. Gaze upon the number 22 in its glory and please move along. 

Wowie Zowie. Two entire elevens. What an eighth wonder.

Saturday, January 18, 2014

#12: Io StarTwist

Here's my last character for the day: Io StarTwist. He's an alien from the far away galaxy of Shoobaflex X. When his planet, Spaceeum, got too crowded, he and a few others decided to get into a space ship and go to find a new place to crash. Now he's traveling the galaxy, trying to find a home and seeing the sites with his one eye.

#11: The Ying-Yang

Okay guys, here's my new drawing: the Ying-Yang. I'm gonna be honest with you guys, I don't actually have any story for this one. I just kind of did it for fun because I thought it would be cool looking. All I know is that in theory, if you cut the guy in half, there would be one chill side and the other would be really wackadoo.

THIS POST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBER 10

     This post was originally a post like any other, except culturally inappropriate. In situations like these, don't listen to me as a child and listen to me, me as an adult. Gaze upon the number 10 in its glory and please move along. 

Wowie Zowie. Five more than five. What an eighth wonder.
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