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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Saturday, November 29, 2014

BAD-OFF EPISODE V: THE BLOGPIRE STRIKES BACK

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Okay. After a surprising victory for the sinister sideburned scientist, it is now time for the Impossible (Nathan Utterson) to take on UNDEROO's own the Man. The hippies will be backing Utterson, of that I am sure.

#140: The Red Masuka

I'm heading to go see Big Hero 6 in a bit, so I'll try and be quick. Ladies and gentlemen, the Red Masuka! As previously stated in #27 (2014), the bustling streets of Shmetro City are protected by the crime-fighting Kung-Fuser, Nunchuck. But if there's a crime-fighter, there must be crime to fight, yes? Well, that crime is the ninja gang, the Soy Boi Choy, and the Soy Boi Choy fight under the Red Masuka. Little is known about the mysterious master of maliciousness except that he is powered via his signature amulet. But from what we do know, we can conjure up one important fact: he's One. Bad. Dude. Interesting fact: he and Shredder from TMNT are friends on Chatbook.

Thursday, November 27, 2014

#139: Fleaticus: The Warrior That Lives on My Dog

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! May you all stuff yourself to the full extent of the law. Okay, now that the Characterfest buzz has died down, it is time for me to start posting again. Ladies and gentlemen, Fleaticus. The warrior that lives on my dog. If you are with your dog and you hear the faint sound of someone screaming "VIVA LA FLEA!," then you'll know. Know that he's there. The fiercest fighter south of your pooch's head. Fleaticus. Hailing from the Itchaco-Scratchico Empire, the bite-sized gladiator goes and conquers pets, growing his expanding list of conquests. (This little guy is actually based on a real flea on my dog, Blue, that is impossible to get rid of. The thing's a flat-out ninja.)

Saturday, November 22, 2014

FAREWELL TO CHARACTERFEST

Okay, guys. We've had a day full of laughs. Full of art. Full of beards. But now, it is time for me to go and to shut down the fest. I would like to thank all of the awesome people that participated by viewing. France, you rock! Also, I'd like to send a special thanks to J.K. Riki, who commented. I hope you all enjoyed this flurry of crazy, and I wish you a great Thanksgiving week. Now, to end with my favorite end credits song of all time. Happy Characterfest, my people!

THE MUSTACHE NINJA'S DISASTERPIECE #3

Time for the grand finale. A drawing from the days of our childhood. And possibly the weirdest interpretation of me I've ever seen.

THE MUSTACHE NINJA'S DISASTERPIECES #2

Here is another odd art piece courtesy of the Mustache Ninja. It used to be a failed prototype of one of my comic book pages. Then the sister came. Now the moon has a stache.

#138: Captain Foambeard

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Okay, time for another Characterfest character: Captain Foambeard! The seven seas have never seen a pirate quite like him. A foam hook has he. A foam hat has he. Even some foam facial hair has he. Not many pirates have the capability of soaking up all the water leaking into the boat with their body. To that Foambeard says ha! The super-absorbent swashbuckler and his crew sail across the oceans blue, plundering booty (and the occasional candy as exhibited by my Halloween costume. I stayed in character all night, going up to skeletons and zombies and saying "dead men tell no tales." A grand occasion it was.)
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