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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

#92: The Illuminotsomuch

I'm so sorry for taking a week off, guys. So, what better way to make up for that than conspiracy theories and pyramid-heads. Here are my new characters: the Illuminotsomuch! Mysterious and controversial, the Illuminati have been popularly used in novels, conspiracy theories, movies and a Weird Al song that is currently engraved into my brain. But what the world doesn't know is that beneath the streets of Hoboken (it's always Hoboken) lies a secret society sooo secret, that they barely have any members. Yeah. That's why. Headed by their triangle-headed master called "St3ve," the Illuminotsomuch lurk in the shadows, vying for the global rise of a New Jersey Order, orchestrating such events as the Great Cheezos Shortage of 2009 and Jersey Shore. Plus, not realizing their salute looks like "double-loser." Hoboken. See, this is why we listen to Skipper the Penguin.

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