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Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

#144: The Nutcrackians

Time for post number dos in the 12 Characterz of Christmas: the Nutcrackians! Nutcrackers. They help you with your snack and they have hilariously over-sized mouths. But today we're not talking about the lifeless decorations of the holiday season. We're talking little living wooden guys from Mount Struginfloosh. Long ago, these creatures were unknowingly carved from Yonderpine, a mystical tree native to the snow-blanketed region. Once carved, the nutcrackers talked, walked, and even did some fancy-pantsy jigging. Terrified, the carvers darted away at the fastest of speed, leaving them alone in Struginfloosh. Then, after a long while of figuring things out, a leader was chosen, cabins were built, and BOOSH. The teensy Provence of Nutcrackia was born. Now, governed by Lord Almondsquash and his royal cabinet, the Nutcrackians live in peace, separated from the rest of society. And freed from the responsibilities of cracking nuts for humans, as stated in the Nut-nited States Crackstitution.
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