-->

INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Friday, January 16, 2015

#158: Shellvis

I'm still getting over the Oscar's grandiose uber-snub of The LEGO Movie. Despicable Me feels your pain, brick-y brother. Anyway, it's time for my new character: Shellvis. First crawling onto the the scene in the doo-wopping 1950s, Shellvis became a bona fide crustacean sensation. Recording such hits as "Shell House Rock," "Viva Crustacean," and "Return to Shellfish," this shoreline singer went down in history as the Crab King of Rock 'n Roll. Tank you. Tank you very much.
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)
Cool Blue Outer Glow Pointer