Man, this week's Geek Stuff poll is on its last day and it's only got one vote. Where art thou, nerd comrades? Anyway, onto a new character I've been wanting to make for quite a while now: Guyrate, the 21st Century Pirate! First they said the '70s were back in style. Now, Guy Samson is bringing back the 1700s and all the looting and yo-ho-ho that comes with it: he's becoming a pirate. Okay, we're all aware that there are
technically pirates nowadays. I mean, yeesh, just type in "I am the captain now" on the interwebs and you'll get plenty of proof. But those guys, they don't know what's up. Our pal Guy here, or "Guyrate" as he now calls himself, means the
real pirate. Eye patch? You betcha. Classic pirate ship? Fo sho. Big fancy hat? The fanciest. Scurvy dogs? Oh, you KNOW he's got scurvy dogs. Equipped with a sword and scallyswag for days, Guyrate the 21st Century Pirate is setting trends and receiving strange glances across the seven seas. That's right. He's bringing booty back. *reaches joke nirvana*
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