Characters.: #108: Sal

INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Monday, September 8, 2014

#108: Sal

Hey, guys. I have challenged my dad (the Last Swaggon) to a whip cream duel on Friday because of him offending me with his hate-crime impersonation of Bill Cipher. The good thing is that I can cross "Slapping someone about the face and shoulders with a white glove" off my bucket list. Anyway, here's my new character: Sal. Social studies is one of my favorite subjects in school and the other day I was wondering: who cleaned up all the offerings to the gods after everyone left the temple? Well, you can find an answer to almost anything in the JC-Verse. It was a little Roman janitor named Sal. Equipped with a broom, overalls made out of ancient fabrics and a Napoleon complex before Napoleon even existed, he swept away the handouts to Olympus including cheese, grapes and the occasional gallus domesticus. This job continued in his family tree for years until one descendant decided to go off into the direction of plumbing and fighting Bowser.