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Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

#113: Wiz Clohnson

Hey, guys. I've been working on stuff for my Jacob's Characterz! film adaptions set for about, say, 30 years from now. I have lots of time to prepare, and to sue the thorax off of anyone who tries to steal the ideas. *does an "I'm watching you" gesture towards computer* Anyway, here's my new character: Wiz Clohnson! (Go ahead, laugh. We all do it.) Back in 2005 (the 4th year of my life and one that sadly lacked Pixar films), lived Wiz, a nerd just out of high school and watching Napoleon Dynamite way too much. Coming from a line of smarties, Wiz was pressured to be the same while he knew he was destined to use his cranium for more. And then ... well, I can't really tell you yet. I don't want to spoil everything. Just know that it will all make perfect sense later on. Cross my heart and hope to run Disney.
(Shirt inspired by Star Trek. Good thing I didn't make it red. We all know how that ends.)

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