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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Monday, March 2, 2015

#166: Finn Dangerment

I am currently writing this while grooving to the soundtrack that I have assembled for an indie movie I will be making one day. The film will remain nameless to you, the public, but the soundtrack includes Will.i.am and a band of animated guys named after a large primate. Anyway, now on to something that sounds much more normal (maybe): Finn Dangerment! He's a golden retriever for more than one reason, folks. That's right. He's a treasure hunter. Adventurer, global galavanter, furry fetcher of priceless knickknacks, etc. Whatever name you give him, Finn is the best in the bizz, and certainly the only one who gets paid in Iams. Whether it's the Amulet of Poochywoochy or Mansa Musa's ancient trousers, this Raider of the Lost Bark always gets what he's searching for. He and Snowy from The Adventures of Tintin are both part of the Dog Adventurers Guild. They have frisbee nights on Fridays.

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