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Wednesday, July 8, 2015

#182: Darrell the Hiking Viking

     Now that I've taken a break from speculating about how an Avengers/X-Men movie could make canonical sense, here's my new character: Darrell. Yeah, he's a hiking viking. How exactly does a sea-dwelling viking end up traveling by foot across the foresty yonder, you ask? If his boat gets ripped apart by a certain jerky sea monster, that's how. Large aquatic beasts have no regard for other people's property. With no choice but to trek by land, Darrell found himself on a journey of self discovery, deeply pondering if there was a better way to life than trading and raiding. They may be Scandinavian heathens, but they can be deep if they want to, man. They've got brains under those pointy horned hats.
Bunny: "Uh . . . are you the new bear that just moved in down the path, or . . ."
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  1. JK RikiJuly 8, 2015 at 2:49 PM

    First Nate Pate and now a Hiking Viking? Dang but don't those fantastic bouts of wordplay brighten my afternoon! :D

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