BADDIE-BOWL: A WINNER HAS BEEN WINNERATIZED

     Callooh callay! The official Bad-Off Baddie-Bowl champion has been chosen! It was a toughy. Blows a plenty were thrown. But ZOO'OZ, the putrid and powerful Doom Lord of Quazen'abi, has beaten out Vacuum Jack for the title of BADDEST! *triumphant music* Vac tried his worst, but it would've been hard for any villain to dethrone such a horned and horrendous dictator. Props, Z-man. Props indeed. As the metaphorical sun sets on the Bad-Off battlefield, we say adiós to the competition until it rears it's awesomely ugly head once again. Toon in next season for the Jacob's Characterz! BAD-OFF! Bad-Off. bad-off. bad-off. bad-off. PS, apologies for not giving the video that was promised. Production fell through. But fear not, for ZOO'Oz isn't ending this thing with a simple "see ya later." He'll be in his own victory video . . .