#105: Librarius: Keeper of the Lexicon

Hey, guys. Go online and look up "Ylvis - Intelevator." You'll thank me later. Anyway, here's my new character: Librarius, keeper of the Lexicon. In the distant region of outer space known as Farreach, there is nothing for hypermiles except meteors, stars, vacant planets and a big fat sun. But there's only one thing you're forgetting. This is the JC-Verse. So naturally, one of those stars is hollow with a 3-story library sitting inside. Inside sits Zenndar Librarius, granted with a lifespan almost as long as his beard, protecting the Lexicon, a handbook of godhood with infinite knowledge all within an inch-and-a-half thick book. The Overlords of Mythlyhood dig paradoxes. With all the JC-Verse's most-wanted dictators, ruffians and flat-out mean guys looking for it, Librarius must remain at his post, guarding the book for all of eternity. The guy's not completely alone, though. Every few centuries, a confused alien comes in asking where the rom-com section is.