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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

#97: Smart Alek

Hey, guys. I am now being followed by Garth himself, Dana Carvey, on Twitter! Dana, if you're reading this.......SHE CHOPPING BROCCOLI!!!!!! Now, here's my new character: Smart Alek! Ever wonder where the expression "smart aleck" comes from? Well, grab some Pringles, sit down and let me enlighten you. Smart Alek is actually the cruel, crazy-craniumed dictator of the Chajascaki (CHAH-HAH-ZAH-KEE) Dimension. With access to 95% of his brain power, he hasn't had to use his hands in all of his 1,800-year-life, except to point to the kind of animal print he wanted on his hoverthrone. Feared by all Chajascakians, he flies around his kingdom, snarling and sporting his "Honk if you want to be disintegrated" bumber sticker. He's got a big head. Literally and figuratively.
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