#95: Xennophon Steed: The Real Trojan Horse

Hey guys, here's my new character: Xennophon Steed. Everyone knows the story of the Trojan Horse. A tale of war, bamboozlement and expert-level wood craftsmanship. But deep within history lies the true story. A story kept secret for hundreds of years. Only to be let out by a 12-year-old blogger in his jammies. So, after a fruitless 10-years trying to defeat the Trojans, the Greeks thought they were hopeless to win the war. But one day, the troops found a mysterious spaceship property of Animaland (home of #91) crashed nearby. Befuddled, they opened the pod, only to find ... this guy. It's not everyday you find a talking horse with an ax for a hoof, in Greece. So naturally, they appointed him general. After disguising himself as an average, non-talking horse and sneaking into Troy, Xennophon led his men in at nightfall and successfully kicked the Trojans' gluteus maximuses, ending the war. Animallanders leave their imprints in history more than you think. I'll give you a hint, one's name rhymes with Rooby Roo.