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Sunday, April 12, 2015

#172: Victor Licktenshtein III

You know you're good-weird when you, your sister and your friend play Apocalypse for fun. Okay, speaking of that friend, time for another character from the mind of Sophie the Insane: Victor Licktenshtein III (because he killed 3 of his wives, not because he's the third person with that name)! We silly people think that when you go to Russia you have to answer to Putin. Vic-Lic says nay! In actuality, you answer to the King. Living in the great freezing domain of Mother Russia, he lives off the yak. That outfit? 50% yak fur. That drink? 90% yak milk. That yak? 100% yak (it's name is Slovakia). Ruling from his mighty mountain palace, the royal Ruski is the highest-up of all the land's officials, and is still searching for the true meaning of life and a better way to milk the yak. His national anthem: "yakky-yakky-milky-milk, yakky-yakky-milky-milk, yakky-yakky-milky-milk, yakky-yakky-milk-milk."

2 comments:

  1. What is the other 50% of the outfit made of? (I can guess the remaining 10% of the drink easily enough...)

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    1. The other 50% comes from fancy-pantsy imported fabric from the islands of Tropic'all - and as far as the drink goes, you probably hit it on the head. After all, he is Russian . . . :)

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