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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

MAKING A CASE FOR WHY I SHOULD BE YOUR DICTATOR

So, now that I have taken over Wimpy McPixarboy's blog, I will make good use of it. I've already ruled the Chajascaki Dimension for countless years and I am getting quite bored. So, while I'm here, I might as well take this planet over! Unfortunately, I left my army of Tentaclopses back at my palace, so I guess I'll just have to "win your vote" in some sort of "democracy" or something (blegh!):
  1. I have 1,778 years worth of experience.
  2. You selfie-taking meat sacks need someone to whip you into shape. Whether that was figurative or literal depends on if you obey me or not once I'm ruler.
  3. Orange is the new black.
  4. Let's face it, humans. Am I seriously any worse than the candidates for 2016?
  5. If you don't elect me, I'll disintegrate you all.
I'll leave you to consider your options.
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