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INTRODUCTION

Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

I, SMART ALEK, AM ANNOYED.

I. Am. Dis. Pleased. I am the great and powerful Smart Alek of the Chajascaki Dimension and I get 2 VIEWS on this pathetic blogosphere! So now I'm blowing you all up. And giving the human race a scathing review on Yelp. The bomb shall blow in T-minus - wha - wait - what are you doing to - noooooooooo! Howdy, blogsters! Doug Farfeather here. Smart Alek is currently unavailable, considering the fact I just put a snooze hex on him that will last just about as long as it takes me to get him back to the Chajascaki. I apologize for what happened today. He is a frightening lad with a frightening taste in 1980s music. My pal Jacob will be returning shortly from his darn busy schedule to introduce ya to a new character. Also, I disabled the bomb! Boy, that woulda been a mess. Now, I'll leave you on a joyous note:
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