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Now that I'm back, here are some new characters: Highrollers of the Hologram! Apparently, some scientists now theorize that the universe is actually a virtual game for robots.
Yes, people. World-class scientific thinkers are now convinced our lives are some gizmos'
Moshi Monsters. Swell. While I've come to the conclusion that I am not being controlled by a droid on a GameBuddy, I can totally believe that some creatures somewhere have turned our lives into their personal entertainment. So, ladies and gentlemen, these knuckleheads right here! Each coming from far reaches of the JC-Verse, the Highrollers of the Hologram gather around a live holographic feed of Earth and gamble on what we'll do. Sometimes they're betting on if we'll wage war, and sometimes they're betting on if Joe in Rhode Island will forget where the remote is for the eleventh time. Each with intergalactic currency to spend, these bizarre bettors have made us their personal slot machine. Ah, it's good to be back. I missed poking fun at popular culture and
alliteration.
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