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Hello, homebodies of my homeworld! I am Bathsheba Eliam, a girl who really wants to introduce you to her extra-extradimensional friends! Be it a lionhearted cow with a half-cocked blaster and a bow, or a geriatric jamboree-having bear, Characters. is your chance to submerse yourself in the CVerse (previously known as the JC-Verse), a place where everything, and everyone, is possible. Stay tuned and stay traveled! P.S. Characters. is currently the informational stairway for all things related to the Youtube Channel “Helena Batwoman” and the anti-gravitational adventures of Zowie Cowy.

Friday, September 18, 2015

#206: The Parlokks of Planet Graggul

     I've been reading up on the Fantastic Four lately, and if they can have their own dangerous species of alien invaders, I reckon the JC-Verse could, too. Only, of course, a much much weirder version. So, time for some new characters: the Parlokks of Planet Graggul! If you walk into a room of aliens from throughout the galaxy and randomly shout out "PARLOKKS!!!", I guarantee you every one of them will either run around in a circle screaming, pull out a weapon, or faint. Please do not test this. Hailing from the edge of the Ka'heegle Star System, the Parlokks were created by the inhabitants of the savage Graggul Empire as a weapon for universal domination. Thanks to sci-fi science that I won't make you sit through the semantics of, these mechanical menaces have the ability to grow an endless count of different creatures' limbs at a time, mix-matching the strength and agility of the entire universe's supply of life. The more I think about it, the more I believe the Graggul Empire must've collabed with Sid from Toy Story when creating these guys.

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