Okay, guys. Put on your Iron Man onesie. Grab some popcorn. Collapse into the warm embrace of your beanbag chair. Because it's time for the third installment in my Marvel fanon universe, Earth 600! If you missed the two first installments in which I make Hulk a robot and Captain America even older than he already is, click on
this link and
this link. Okay, fellow geeks. Let's introduce some new character versions:
- Hank Pym: A freelance inventor in his late 20s attempting to make a difference in a crazy world of super-powered macho men. Which he does. By almost getting it conquered/obliterated. Yes sirree bob, Hank is the one who accidentally lured the metal-skinned space radical known as Ultron Ultraron to good ol' Planet Earth. But thankfully, he was also the one to bring the members of the Earth 600 Avengers together to stop Ultraron, and has been the brains behind the team ever since.
- Waidwill'Sun/The Deadpool: a critically-insane wisecracker and former Watcher. The Watchers' whole deal is that they watch, not get involved - heck, it's in their name. So naturally, that's the first thing Waidwill'Sun did. Exiled by his former co-workers, the "Deadpool," as he now calls himself, hangs out on Earth and occasionally teams up with heroes/villains like the adolescent mystic Stephen Strange. He is also really ticked at this blog's PG rating.
- Stan: not much is known about the being known as Stan, as far as his origins. He is a primordial other-dimensional spirit, residing in the far reaches of space. He is the founder of the Watchers, and surveys all the "stories" of the universe, orchestrating them as he pleases. It is also said that he can be summoned by saying the word "excelsior" three times in a mirror.
Well, that's it for now. Tune in next time for another weird and wondrous installment in
Marvel Earth 600! 600! 600!
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