#208: Enormous Ed Bucklehuck

     Okay, here's a new character: Enormous Ed Bucklehuck! Most tourist landmarks in the US are somewhere along the lines of a world's largest dust bunny or an Oregonian shack ran by an old, fez-wearing gambler. But in the JC-Verse, there's one road-side sight that blows all of those attractions out of the water. And his name is Ed. This guy was once simply a night employee at the local QuickyMick convenience store in Podunk, New Mexico. But one night, when some average desert aliens came darting overhead like the highly-advanced hotshots they think they are, their UFO leaked some shmoozle fuel. Shmoozle fuel that landed directly on Ed while he was at the town stoplight. Immediately turned into a bonafide giant, this most average of Joes was soon launched to star status, bringing in tourists by the ton and putting Podunk on the map. Great for him, not so great for the truck he was in at that stoplight.

(In hindsight, I probably should've sprung for a bigger paper for the guy . . . )